Here's some answers to some of your questions along with the information that will demonstrate the ridiculousness of some of your assertions. Cleveland last made the playoffs in 2001 winning the AL Central with a 91-71 record. They lost that year to Seattle in the ALDS in five games after Seattle won a record 116 games. Cleveland also won the AL Central in 1998 and 1999 and missed the wildcard by 1 game in 2000. So your assertion that Cleveland has sucked since they lost to Florida in the 1997 World Series is completely wrong. Yes they only won 74 and 68 games in 2002 and 2003 but last year their record was 80-82 which I don't consider sucking. In fact the 1997 team that went to the World Series only won 86 in the regular season.
In terms of Cleveland being a small or large market, look at the DMA numbers from this website:
http://ekb.dbstalk.com/15
Granted that Toronto is not listed because it is in Canada but I think it is a larger market than Cleveland. Otherwise only Baltimore and Kansas City are smaller and Baltimore up to this year also had Washington, D.C. to draw from exclusively. I still think most folks would consider Baltimore a larger market than Cleveland even with a team in D.C. Three other AL teams share their market with a NL team, N.Y., Chicago and Oakland. Of these three I believe only Oakland could be considered a smaller market than Cleveland. This makes Cleveland the third smallest market in the AL. Cleveland plays in Jacobs field that opened in 1994. Since then 12 other parks have been opened in the major leagues so to consider Jacobs Field a "brand new stadium" is really stretching the truth. There were definitely special circumstances for Cleveland to have such a high payroll in the mid to late 90's that directly relates to them selling out the place every game for 4 plus years thus guaranteeing massive ticket sale revenue along with parking and concessions. Besides for Jacobs Field being new back then, the fact that the Cleveland Browns left town created a huge sports dollar vacuum that the Indians gladly sucked up. In addition the Cavaliers also stunk for the most part during that time.
In regards to Cleveland's record against N.Y., Boston and the Angels, yes they have losing records against all of them but of those teams they have only played N.Y. in the second half and won 2 out of 3. Cleveland was only 6 games over .500 at the All-Star break and they have obviously played significantly better baseball since then.
When I posted comparing Jeter's offensive numbers to Peralta's, I did paraphrase it with "It could be argued" so I think there arguments can be made for both players. Many baseball experts utilize the OPS number that I quoted which combines On Base Percentage with Slugging Percentage. The OPS stat tries to level the playing field between sluggers and lead-off guys and Peralta's OPS is over 60 points higher. I will say that Jeter is a better fielder than Peralta right now but I still think in the minds of a lot of folks especially in the media, Jeter is way over-rated defensively.
By the way although this is a "TV & technology" site, this forum is titled "The Sports Section". Your fascination with the word "penis" probably distracted you.