I should be happy about Star Wars
but just like blue milk, I feel blue.
'Cause what if it's a mess? I can't help but obsess
about all of the horrible crap they could do!
They could give light sabers to Ewoks,
let Boba Fett have a talking dog friend. (Voiced by Eddie Murphy, Heh, heh, heh)
Product placement would be sad.
Plot twist: Luke is his own dad (I'll never join me!)
And everyone high fives in the end! (Yay!) - [Dont' do drugs]
They could shave all the Wookies
and dress them up in business suits.
Ackbar says. "It's a RAP!" and then he starts to rap.
Then Han says a catch phrase when he shoots! ("Oh, Did I do that?")
Oh, I've been burned so many times before:
Green Lantern, Prometheus, 2 girls 1 cup.
but Star Wars is the one I most adore!
Please, J.J., don't F--- this up!
I don't know what's real any more.
Star Wars has become my sad fixation.
Mom wanted me to be a surgeon.
I'm twenty-six and still a ---- comic collector.
But never mind. These movies could be awesome!
A million force ghosts going on a killing spree!
Giant space worms everywhere.
Chewie grew back all his hair.
I'll camp out for a whole year just to see:
Star Wars Episode Seven shot in I-Max and 3D
starring me as Luke Skywalker's favorite son
who gets the best stuff like light sabers made of gold!
and finally has sex!
"Robot Chicken" July 20, 2014.
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/robot-chicken/the-great-star-wars-episode-vii-jitters-song/
