I think I'm going to come clean here. First things first, a video does exist. That much is true and I'm going to attempt to load it on YouTube because I think it will be EXACTLY what you expect (
) and I hope you'll be somewhat amused by it. Now for the serious stuff...
I'm not Mojo, I never had a dog by that name, and I'm just a person that has had a broken heart for a year and am on the rebound - even if it comes at the expense of a drunken DISTANT family member. He had a dog by the name of Mojo and once it died, he went bonkers (probably even more than anything I have portrayed in my postings). For all of you that are still wondering - yes, it was a poodle. Oh, I'm also not an attorney and never once considered becoming one - On one of his drunken rages one afternoon, though, he often spoke of his interest in becoming one and even bought a phony degree online. I have a 4-year degree from the University of Nebraska and honestly still have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My heart was broken a year ago when a drunk driver slammed head on into my twin sister's car and killed her on impact. We were extremely close and could laugh about things like this for days at a time. I would like to think we were both pretty good at it and, honestly, laughter, humor, and getting people going have been a healing method for me. In fact, I rarely think about that day (October 1, 2006) anymore and haven't even mentioned it in about six months until now.
I think you are all winners and I have appreciated being a part of this board but I will seriously split if I can just figure out how to get the video uploaded because I do want you to see it.
As for the NHL Network: I do know an individual that works with Echostar out in Colorado and went to school with her in Nebraska. We were both NHL fans and have kept in touch since graduation and she was particularly helpful (and continues to be) after the loss of my sister. She could not indicate anything specific but did tell me that the NHL Network would probably come on the air sometime during the month of October. I have put a great deal of humor into this topic and sometimes do this on other message boards and hope that it didn't ruin everything or make you dislike me more than you already do Mojo. I never particularly cared for Mojo myself - He bit me one day and it was over then. However, I was not the person driving the car on that "terrible day of incredible loss".
I hope I'll not be banned because I still want you guys to see the video. I think you'll be VERY AMUSED.