The law doesn't agree with you: 18 U.S.C. 1343. Fraud by Wire, Radio, or Television
The law also says if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM
-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
All are official laws currently still on the books in Flori-Duh! My home state!