Jake,
When you grow up I hope you enjoy posting here. It has nothing to do with reasoning and everything to do with LISTENING to the words Charlie actually said. Then again, I'm not sure you even know the difference between E* and D*.
I thought I heard him say "nothing available" the first two times. But record the show and play it back WORD FOR WORD and he says *nothing* about availability. His answer was focused on "compelling content".
What in the world Luke and Picard has to do with Charlie I'll never know. I guess that's just a peek into the world of dimensia you live in. I sure hope post #6 is more compelling reading.
JL