Just received my 811 replacement!

If the normal expression is"...than Carter's got pills", Gerry makes perfect sense. Plus, he ain't never been no dumbass in this here forum. One of the smarter and wittier members, I'd say.

Now, if one were to use President Carter in that expression, it would make more sense to say"...than Carter has teeth", since he never really made a lot of excuses during his tenure, but had that big, toothy smile. (As opposed to say, an arrogant smirk.)
 
... or maybe Pres Carter has an 811 is is one of the more vocal members here making excuses about the 811. Stranger things have happened. Oh Gary, the $10 is in the mail. Thanks. :)

If you didn't know, the expression "Carter's got pills" comes from the old medicinal remedy Carter's Little Liver Pills". You can (could) find them next to the Cod Liver or Castor oil, and just above Lydia Pinkham's Sanitary Wash.
 

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