Hope this thread helps others who might be wanting to do the same thing. To Dish's credit, they did offer to send me an owned Joey at no charge and without a contract extension, but it requires a truck roll (no idea why, the line is still there in the exact same place) and I don't want to mess with that. So I'm just going to fish my 30-foot HDMI cable from the wall behind the H3 to my bedroom. They did put a $40 credit on my account, so I cannot complain. They bent over backwards to mend their error.