I had a friend once in the Army who was a sergeant, and his last name was Sergeant, of course he'd answer the phone with the company name, then say this is sergeant sergeant, may I help you..
I had a friend once in the Army who was a sergeant, and his last name was Sergeant, of course he'd answer the phone with the company name, then say this is sergeant sergeant, may I help you.. Once he was pulling CQ (Charge of Quarters for those who don't know), and the post commander called for our CO. The post commander get's pissed thinking this guys is goofing around on the phone. Makes him come down to his office to show him his ID......
I find out about 10 years later, he became a Sergeant Major. "Sergeant Major Segeant" at your service.....
Over my military career I knew a Sergeant Major, a Major Major, a Lieutenant Colonel Major (Maj. and Lt. Col. Major were one and the same), and a Major General...and a whole bunch of major @$$holes too. Anyway, Sergeant Major sure had a good time answering the phone.
The surgeon who removed my wife's appendix was named Dr. Hacker. Honest. :
Both of these remind me of Major Major in Catch-22.
My mother-in-law's ear doctor is named Dr. Foote. I always thought he had missed his calling.