A little history:
I was a subscriber to DN for about a year in 2004/2005. I voluntarily canceled service, in good standing, in Jan. 2005 and sent back all equipment. I recently dumped Time Warner Cable, and was looking to get HD from DN.
Everytime I call, it thinks I am a customer, and asks me prompts for customers. I try to chose the best choice, but I always get a script reading moron on the other end.
"Hello. I used to have an account two years ago, I do not have one. Please transfer me to Sales."
"I can help you."
"Ok, I am interested in HD programming and would like to get some pricing information."
"Ok, so you would like to upgrade to HD?"
"No, I do not have a current account with you. My service was terminated two years ago."
"We show an active receiver on your account."
"When was the last activity on my account? I haven't had service in over two years??!?!?"
"We show that you voluntarily disconnected in 2005, but have an active receiver. Would you like to upgrade it to HD?"
"I DO NOT HAVE AN ACTIVE ACCOUNT, NOR DO I HAVE ANY RECEIVERS. HOW CAN I UPGRADE SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT HAVE?"
"Well, I can only help you with upgrading, let me transfer you to sales."
URGGGGG!!!! When they go to transfer me, I get the same line of bullcrap. Can anyone help me navigate to the sales dept? It automatically recognizes my number, and I don't have another phone to use.
I was a subscriber to DN for about a year in 2004/2005. I voluntarily canceled service, in good standing, in Jan. 2005 and sent back all equipment. I recently dumped Time Warner Cable, and was looking to get HD from DN.
Everytime I call, it thinks I am a customer, and asks me prompts for customers. I try to chose the best choice, but I always get a script reading moron on the other end.
"Hello. I used to have an account two years ago, I do not have one. Please transfer me to Sales."
"I can help you."
"Ok, I am interested in HD programming and would like to get some pricing information."
"Ok, so you would like to upgrade to HD?"
"No, I do not have a current account with you. My service was terminated two years ago."
"We show an active receiver on your account."
"When was the last activity on my account? I haven't had service in over two years??!?!?"
"We show that you voluntarily disconnected in 2005, but have an active receiver. Would you like to upgrade it to HD?"
"I DO NOT HAVE AN ACTIVE ACCOUNT, NOR DO I HAVE ANY RECEIVERS. HOW CAN I UPGRADE SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT HAVE?"
"Well, I can only help you with upgrading, let me transfer you to sales."
URGGGGG!!!! When they go to transfer me, I get the same line of bullcrap. Can anyone help me navigate to the sales dept? It automatically recognizes my number, and I don't have another phone to use.