The following is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent:
WIFE: I couldn’t watch my show on Ion Life because of snow on the big dish, so I jiggled the dish until most of it came off.
HUSBAND: (Waking from nap) You did what?
WIFE: Yeah, the channel still didn’t come in, so I got the broom and swept the rest off by leaning as far as I could across it and it still doesn’t work. Can you look at it?
HUSBAND: Uhhh…. (facepalm)
Do not let this happen to you. Hold an in-service training session for all family members on the proper method of cleaning snow off your satellite dish. Luckily for me the damage was minimal and all is in working order now.
WIFE: I couldn’t watch my show on Ion Life because of snow on the big dish, so I jiggled the dish until most of it came off.
HUSBAND: (Waking from nap) You did what?
WIFE: Yeah, the channel still didn’t come in, so I got the broom and swept the rest off by leaning as far as I could across it and it still doesn’t work. Can you look at it?
HUSBAND: Uhhh…. (facepalm)
Do not let this happen to you. Hold an in-service training session for all family members on the proper method of cleaning snow off your satellite dish. Luckily for me the damage was minimal and all is in working order now.