Have you actually had and used them? I HAVE.
I would pick ANYTHING before Satellite, the delay when trying to surf will make one suicidal. I don't care if it were 100mbps/100mbps unlimited satellite, the DELAY makes it impractical for surfing and also makes VOIP impossible, I never could get my Airave or VOIP service to work over it and was forced to order POTS from AT&T to have a working phone because there was also no cellular coverage where I was. I finally just had to break my lease and move because of the situation, why did I move there in the first place? Well I was "told" there was a local WISP that would service it, once I moved in I found out they filed bankruptcy the same day I signed my lease and would not be signing up any new customers.
My Charter Primary Internet:
My Sprint LTE Backup Internet:
15mbps SkyBeam back when I had it over a year ago (about $71/mo after taxes and equipment rental,
NO CONTRACT unlike satellite):
and here is what SkyBeam will install: