I'm in a quandary. A conundrum. A puzzlement.
The other day I was out scouting about for a real estate deal. I am in one of the more depressed real estate markets, but since I put money away for this rainy day, I am ready to take advantage of a good like foreclosure opportunity. But in my travels, what did I see?
Not far away in someone's yard a real big Paraclipse dish!!. Now I want to drop by and compare notes with the owner there, because it looks like the dish is operational. But the last time I did that, the guy gave me the dish. So I have my old c-band dish just sitting on my awning, face down, giving me a little more shade.
Now if the guy tries to give me the Paraclipse, after all the good stuff I heard, how can I turn it down? Then I'll have to put it up! My house already looks like the west coast headquarters for SETI!
I think I will just have to be tough and resist the temptation. Now no one has made an offer to give away that twelve foot beauty. I am just worried that they might.
It's happened before.
The other day I was out scouting about for a real estate deal. I am in one of the more depressed real estate markets, but since I put money away for this rainy day, I am ready to take advantage of a good like foreclosure opportunity. But in my travels, what did I see?
Not far away in someone's yard a real big Paraclipse dish!!. Now I want to drop by and compare notes with the owner there, because it looks like the dish is operational. But the last time I did that, the guy gave me the dish. So I have my old c-band dish just sitting on my awning, face down, giving me a little more shade.
Now if the guy tries to give me the Paraclipse, after all the good stuff I heard, how can I turn it down? Then I'll have to put it up! My house already looks like the west coast headquarters for SETI!
I think I will just have to be tough and resist the temptation. Now no one has made an offer to give away that twelve foot beauty. I am just worried that they might.
It's happened before.