Yeah man the other day I was eating some chicken wings, all greased up was I, sitting in front of the ol' tele, when I ripped a wet one on my pleather couch. The scents eeking up from my backside where so horrid I passed out for 23 hours. When I awoke, my Voom box had crashed, then I realized that D* would never let me suffer like this. They obviously channel my gasses out into space through one of their 3 HD/TP setup they got going on... that's it Voom I'm through...