We all get Junk Mail. Every now and then I receive some that is just absolutely hilarious. I received this today. By the way these are the Exact Words of the last page of the 8 page letter that I got.
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Free-Invitation Form
I, James, feel that something astounding is about to happen in my life! The Nouveau Tech Society has discovered me. I possess very special and rare traits. Because of these traits, the society is willing to send me their secrets that lead to enormous wealth, love and the most phenomenal personal abilities, Absolutely Free, as long as this Free-Invitation Form is postmarked on or before Friday, March 24, 2006. After this Friday, I understand that this opportunity closes, and I won't be given this invitation again, Without hesitation, please send me my personally reserved, 56-page, numbered booklet containing the secrets, completely free of charge, today!
BOY I BETTER JUMP ON THIS
Simply mail or fax this entire page to us
Free-Invitation Form
I, James, feel that something astounding is about to happen in my life! The Nouveau Tech Society has discovered me. I possess very special and rare traits. Because of these traits, the society is willing to send me their secrets that lead to enormous wealth, love and the most phenomenal personal abilities, Absolutely Free, as long as this Free-Invitation Form is postmarked on or before Friday, March 24, 2006. After this Friday, I understand that this opportunity closes, and I won't be given this invitation again, Without hesitation, please send me my personally reserved, 56-page, numbered booklet containing the secrets, completely free of charge, today!
BOY I BETTER JUMP ON THIS