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[FTABman0]

You could cover it with mirrors to make the chicken CATCH on fire! :devil:

xxx.youtube.com/watch?v=vjwKGfYq9ck

Aim a huge Fresnel Lens over at her patio! Tell her that it is your new sliding glass door!

LordKaT, I would say you're local Wall-Fart is outta the generic of Zoloft!

LOL, thanks for the update, was wondering if we Members was going to have to take up collections to get your a$$ outta jail! :haha


Funny Stuff!

K E V I N

 

[marco916]

LOL

LOL, thats funny, " I'm cracking up right now"

Maybe I'll hang a chickn in front of the dish to prove it doesn't set things on fire

 

[Tron]

I will laugh if the lady goes out and buys a huge C band dish and points the thing right back at you ..now that would be funny.

That would be a waste of a good dish, as it would be facing North ...

 

[GreatFTA]

The next time she pester you, zap her house on fire...
LOL

 

[GreatFTA]

Should had told her "I don't need a dish to read your mind... I'm already a mindreader." And give her a big evil grin.

 

[GreatFTA]

Or, if the police did showed up, invite them to see a few of the FTA channels on tv placed next to the dish (where she can see this) and outloud be inviting the officers to come and see a great game this weekend...

 

[14karat]

"No ma'am, this dish cannot see or hear anything going on in your apartment."
"Yes ma'am, I PROMISE."
"Right, it can only receive a signal from a satellite that is TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND MILES in space."
"Yes ma'am. THAT is the satellite that is pointed at your apartment..."
"Yes ma'am, see here? (Loads Google Maps on the PC screen and zooms in to the address) This is the view I'm getting from that satellite..."

 

[avg1joe]

+1 for 14karat's answer.