I would like to be contacted by a DIRT team member in regards to a new subscription (converting from local cable). Believe I may need your special assistance in requesting a 2 hopper-1 joey configuration, which will become a 2 hopper-2 joey configuration later this year (just don't want/need the extra joey for a few months).
If you find that person who can give you the "special assistance" please let us all know. You may be seeking the Holy Grail, my friend.
By the way, welcome to the forum!