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This Radio Communication between the Galician Maritime Emergency Station and the U.S. Navy is real and was recorded off the Galician Coast of COSTA DE FISTERRA Oct. 16, 1997, and released for publication by the Spanish Military in march of 2005.

Galician:
(Background noise)
Here is A853 speaking to you,
please change course 15 degrees
to avoid collision.
You are heading directly towards us,
distance 25 nautical miles.

American:
(Background noise)
We advice you to change course
by 15 degrees north to avoid collision:

Galician:
Reply negative. We repeat. Change course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

American:
(another voice). This is the CPT. of the Navy of the United States of America speaking to you. We insist that you change course 15 degree north immediately to avoid collision:

Galician:
We see this as neither doable nor necessary.
We recommend for you to change course to avoid collision.

American:
(in a excited commanding tone)
this is captain Richard James Howard, commander of the airplane carrier ”USS Lincoln",
the second largest warship of the north American fleet of the United States Navy:
we are accompanied by six armored cruisers;
six distroyers;
four submarines and several other support ships.
we are on course for the persian golf
to prepare military maneuvers for an offence against iraq:
i do not advise you…
..i order you!...
to change course
15 degrees due north!!!!!
should you refuse to comply we will take all necessary measures
to guarantee the safety of this airplane carrier
and this military force:
you are a member of allied state;
member of nato
and this force.
please obey forthwith and get out of our way !!!!!!

GALICIAN:
This is Manuel Salas Alcontara. speaking.
We are two people.
We are accompanied by one dog,
our food,
two beers
and one man from the Canary Islands,
who is sleeping at the present time.
We have the support
of Radio Cadena Dial la Coruna
and Kanal 106 of the Maritime Emergency.
We are stationed
at the lighthouse A-853 Finisterra on the Galician coast.
We don’t have the faintest clue
which place we occupy in Spanish lighthouse ranking.
And you may go ahead taking those steps you seem randy
to deem necessary guaranteeing the safety of your
sh!tty airplane carrier,
especially since you are about to smash into the Rocky Coast of Galicia
in a few minutes….
for this reason we persist and would like to put it to your heart one more time
that it be the best, the healthiest and wisest for you and your crew
to change course 15 degrees to avoid collision…….

End of communication
 
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This would be extremely funny, if it is real.

Please post your source for this.
 
This is probably a make-up story, I don't know. Who do you want to confirm it? The US Navy? I doubt they will, honestly. :)

First , I heard that story from a friend in Spain and then on a French radio. So, I thought I'd search an English version to entertain my friends at SatelliteGuys.:D

Google part of the transcript and you'll find many versions out there.

I just love that story:)
 
It gets funnier every time I hear it...

The first time I heard it it was a Puerto Rican light house at Isla Mona in the 60s.

Other variations I have seen or read,
US Carrier and Canadian lighthouse occurred in 1998
I also heard it with a Cuban ship and Dominican lighthouse.

This one was new to me. I popped in --"COSTA DE FISTERRA" Oct. 16, 1997-- in Google, the Spaniards have it plastered all over the place (In spanish) on forums like this!. :)
For those who might think this account is for real... it isn't. It's a JOKE! :)

snopes.com: Lighthouse and Aircraft Carrier

See ya
Tony
 
Making fun of my typo, MISTER? hummm? I can't edit the title, unfortunately :(

Actually, no, I wasn't making fun of your typo.

This would be extremely funny, if it is real.

Please post your source for this.

I was pointing out that the title said this is funny and it was. It seemed that not everyone saw the humor in it if it wasn't absolutely a factual thing.....
 
This is probably a make-up story, I don't know. Who do you want to confirm it? The US Navy? I doubt they will, honestly. :)

First , I heard that story from a friend in Spain and then on a French radio. So, I thought I'd search an English version to entertain my friends at SatelliteGuys.:D

Google part of the transcript and you'll find many versions out there.

I just love that story:)


So, in other words, it appears to be a foreign attempt to belittle and make fun of the US military. In that light, I find no humor in it whatsoever.
 
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