Hello - Dishnetwork CEO - Are you listening?

[Y2k06]

Ran across this and thought it to be priceless!

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said,
>>"Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it
>>you >>cannot qualify for this job."
>>
>>Mujibar said, "I am ready."
>>
>>The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
>>Green."
>>
>>Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
>>
>>The manager said, "Go ahead."
>>
>>Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
>>and >>say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
>>
>>Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
>>No doubt you have spoken to him.
>>

 

[Turd Fergeson]

I have talked to him and his brother Hasmuhkbajh.

 

[Mr Tony]

I've talked to his brother Apu

I swear...one of these times when they say "How may I help you" I just want to say "I'll take a cherry squishie"

 

[DishDave]

I've talked to his brother Apu

I swear...one of these times when they say "How may I help you" I just want to say "I'll take a cherry squishie"

:up

 

[riffjim4069]

I talked to Mujibar just the other week...he said his was Jeff.

 

[Turd Fergeson]

I really do have a buddy that I went to school with that is from India, Imagine that a Hindu redneck. Anyway he moved here when we were in the 3rd grade he was self conscious about his real name (Manish) so he told everyone his name was Jeff.

 

[Mr Tony]

I talked to Mujibar just the other week...he said his was Jeff.

Some of them are pretty funny. When you call they say (in the accent we all know and love)

"Thank you for calling Dish Network. This is" (a pause...then in the biggest honkey voice "John" (or Jane, Mary, Jim, etc) then back to their normal voice "how may I help you"

Sadly, there are too many companies that I call (Telephone companies) that have people here in the US that speak just as bad