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Something funny?:
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
On Gilligan's Island, if the professor could build a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids, and not asteroids?
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.