I want to win!
Well, I can tell you that my life has been very tough.
I really feel that my life is somehow incomplete without this particular piece of really cool hardware.
In fact I would go as far as to say that if I don't win, I will barricade myself in my bedroom and not come out for months, maybe even years.
Passersby on the street will hear the gnashing of teeth and the wailing that demonstrates my heart rending anguish as they share my pain at not having won this contest. People will gather outside and start to wail along with me until the sheer volume of the sound will drown out any other sound.
Others will hear the cry and add their cries.
Now, ask yourself, do you really want to be responsible for this sort of thing happening? I think not.
Kevin Black