Well my dad's situation has improved so today he and I went to the dish site so he could look things over.
I brought my camera but didn't take pictures, today was hands on and get dirty day.
First thing, we pulled up to the site and Dad asked where the dishes were. "Right in front of you Dad."
"Oh, s**t!" he says.
So we donned heavy rubber boots to protect against snake bites as the property owner told me there are Copper Heads and Cotton mouths out there. We had machetes and shovel. Dad told me to carry the shovel because it's good at killing snakes at a safe distance. We waded into the jungle and Dad got a rude awakening with some truly evil sticker vines. We had to cut them back to get to the 1.8m dish. Then I got a good taste of them too. A long strand of them lashed around and dug into both my arms about 1/4" deep and broke off dozens of thorns in me. I was bleeding like a stuck pig and had to stand there and dig them out. Oh well, no time for tears today!
Then, BOOM! A gun.. Dad informs me that it was a shotgun and not to worry.
Dad measured the dish and the. The van door and we decided there was no way in the world it would fit in the van. Impossible...
Dad still hadn't seen the BIG dishes yet. So we give up on the 1.8 for now and I point out the 11' dish to him. And another "Oh s**t!". So we start cutting stuff back to get a good look at it. Dad told me again that I've lost my mind.
Then we made our way to the BIG BIG dish, the 13' Patriot. We cleared around it too so he could get a good look at the bolts and stuff and we talked about how to go about this.
We both agreed that we're going to need to rent a trailer and hire a couple of strong guys for a few hours. I have no clue how we're going to manage that.
We stomped around awhile looking things over and clearing brush then we both ran out of gas in the heat and decided to call it quits for the day. We drove over to talk to the property owner, Dad sat in the van while I went to talk to them and as I was on their porch talking, I spot the Sheriff putt-putting around out front real slow. Checking out the city slickers...
I saw the Sheriff park on the other side of the road and walk up in the woods where we had been. Dad got out of the van and walked across the street and hollered at him and waved. They walked up to each other and started talking and I was sorta freaking out, I started listening for banjos about that time.
Dad walks back across towards us and the Sheriff drives over and walks up and the property owner and I walk to them and they tell the Sheriff that they gave us permission to be there and to take things down and haul them off and explained to him that we are buying the dishes and all that. All the time, the Sheriff keeps his hand on his gun, like we looked like dangerous hoodlums or something.. Sheesh! He was finally convinced that all was well and as it should be and he said he would make a note that in the future if other cops ran into us out there that it was ok and not to haul us in to the pokey..
I gave the property owner some more money for the dishes and let them know we would be back next week to try again to get the little 1.8m dish once we figured out something.
Dad said he doesn't think it's worth spending the money to rent a trailer just to get the little dish so he thinks we should tie it to the roof of the van.

I'm not so sure about that... But we've got a few days to brainstorm on it so we'll see..
After looking things over, I'm thinking that the 11' SA dish is going to end up being a distant future project. I'll tear it down and restore it to like new condition but I'll take my sweet time to do it.
The other dish, the 13' Patriot, that one will be easy to put back up. It's simply on a big pole in cement, just like my other dishes are. The SA has that crazy pylon and bolts and the huge cement block pad. Pretty complicated to get it perfect. The Patriot, you dig a round hole, drop the pole in, pour cement in, level it up, good to go.. So the Patriot goes up first. And of course I plan to restore it to like new condition first as well. Being that I've got a good, working 10' dish up now, it's not a hot priority so I can take my time on it too.
The cool thing about the Patriot, it has a wicked looking LNB rig up front that appears to be designed to hold ~several~ LNB's at once. So I guess that means it can see multiple satellites at the same time. Mega-bonus..
I figure it may be a few weeks before we can get things together to get the big boys down and moved but the little 1.8, it's coming home next week. I need it. Fricken trees here are giving me grief on 129w which I need for my Dish HD channels. That 1.8m ought to pull it down right through the trees. It was awesome with the 1.2m while the trees were bare but now it's borderline. I'll eventually get the trees cut back but that's going to be a while off. Until then I can throw up a bigger dish and get by.
Dad thinks I'm in over my head on this. I dunno. Maybe I am but dang it, I'm gonna get it done, one way or the other!
