New Direct TV commercial:
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- When you skip commercials on Dish TV, you get giddy. (giddy: Having a sensation of whirling and a tendency to fall or stagger)
- When you get giddy, you fall down in front of your wife and mother in law.
- When you fall down in front of your wife and mother in law, they have you committed.
- When you've been committed, you play with your navel with a rusty nail.
- When you play with your navel with a rusty nail, you get a lobotomy.
- Don't get a lobotomy, get rid of Dish TV, upgrade to Direct TV!
Thats great!