GaryPen said:
So? What was the big HD announcement?
ENGLEWOOD, Colo., Aug 2, 2004 (FAUX WIRE) --
EchoStar Communications Corporation (NASDAQ: DISH) announced today that its DISH Network(TM) plans to issue a formal apology for the regrettable mistake of televising the Democratic National Convention in HD. Charles Ergen (CEO) said the telecast, which was intended as a public service, "caused unintended psychological reactions" in viewers unaccustomed to seeing overweight, sweaty old geezer's in full High Definition. Reports of nausea, fainting and children unable to sleep in their own beds flooded the support centers of the satellite provider. "Children had nightmares of Ted Kennedy chasing after them with knife and fork" said Ergen. One viewer had to be sedated when she was unable shake the image of the pool of sweat that formed on John Kerry's extended chin during his Thursday night acceptance speech. "Please make it to go away" the Nashville TN. woman was heard muttering over and over again. Ergen said that all viewers that called would receive a free PPV coupon and $1 credit on their next bill.
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EchoStar Communications Corporation (NASDAQ: DISH) serves more than 10 million satellite TV customers through its DISH Network(TM) and is a leading U.S. provider of advanced digital television services. DISH Network's services include hundreds of video and audio channels, Interactive TV, HDTV, sports and international programming, together with professional installation and 24-hour customer service. DISH Network is the leader in the sale of digital video recorders (DVRs). Visit EchoStar's DISH Network at
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