Dealing with hormones

[joprandi]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
> man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
> own hands!
>
> This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license
> in
the
> wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> ****************************************************
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> ****************************************************
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>
> SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
>
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> ****************************************************
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> ****************************************************
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
> ***************************************************
> Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need
good
> laugh! Or men who need a warning!
> ! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings