"Boys, welcome to the first day of youth football training camp. I look forward to having each and every one of you. Now hit the showers." ~ Coach Jerry Sandusky
"...I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-$#%@^-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-%^#& you! ONE! TWO! THREE!" ~GySgt Hartman
John Henry just announced that with every purchase of an authentic Fenway Park brick, you'll get to have your picture taken with Bullpen Cop for free!!
I just wonder why he's plastered all over today, he wasn't the player killing himself !
He was an innocent lucky guy to have a great opportunity to see the game up close and personal !