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[yourbeliefs]

"God, WHY did I order Chipotle on the same night as a double header??"

 

[Rey]

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"God, WHY did I order Chipotle on the same night as a double header??"

LMAO!!!

 

[cybok0]

The paid escorts for the jockeys are getting a little restless waiting for them.

 

[mogera]

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God, WHY did I bet on Urkel to win "Dancing with the Stars"!

 

[yourbeliefs]

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"18, 19, 20! Ready or not, here I come!"

 

[riffjim4069]

Desperate Housewives of Louisville being treated to new shoes, saddles and snaffle gag bits by their husbands.

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[mogera]

Trainer: Calm down, you can't cut the mustard with her! Fighter:Maybe not, but I can lick the jar!

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Fighter: The hell with my eye, I've got more swelling somewhere else right now....

 

[yourbeliefs]

I'll show that b*tch what happens when you punch ME in the eye in public..

 

[mogera]

Trainer: Easy Tiger, that's your opponent's sister!

 

[JamesJ]

"I would like to bounce those things around like Sugar ray leonard"...said in best liar liar voice

 

[yourbeliefs]

Not sure why I can't put the photo right into the post as opposed to this attachment stuff but here it is anyways

 

[mogera]

Not sure why I can't put the photo right into the post as opposed to this attachment stuff but here it is anyways
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A scene from the trailer for Men In Black 4.

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[Rey]

Dr. Noonian Soong tweaks emotional chip allowing his creation to experience Human emotions.

 

[mogera]

Look, Mr "I'm Too Busy To Come By The Clinic" I don't walk around with acupuncture needles in my pocket! Now hold still!

 

[cosmo_kramer]

 

[JamesJ]

Since .500 style of baseball dosent entertain the fans, the players have resorted to doing the ymca in the dugout.

 

[JamesJ]

no quote, just freaked out there is a needle at the end of a hair comb...is this a roger clemens invention to um get a little edge in the middle of a match?