911 emergency, please state the nature of your emergency.
My 921 is not working.
Sir this IS 911 emergency and we are working.
No, I saying my 921 has no caller ID.
Sir we can tell exactly who you are by caller ID. 911 caller ID IS working!
No No No, My 921 has no caller ID so I called 911 to report it because I was told by the satellite guys that I needed to report this emergency immediately.
What emergency is that sir?
That my 921 has no caller ID.
Sir this is 911 and I told you, we do have caller ID. It is working.
NO, a thousand times NO! MY 921 has no caller ID.
Sir, if you are trying to reach 921 you have dialed the wrong number. Please hang up and try again. I have to go now as we are an emergency service and we have a frantic lady on hold now who is reporting that Boo got shot! Thank you for using the 911 emergency service.
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Oh, BTW- My 921 caller ID works fine too! It just started working today for no apparent reason. Last I checked the setup menu it was disabled and hasn't worked because I thought it was shut off.