Ahem, oh wait you said don't laugh.Now don't laugh
Not laughing. I'll bet it performs better than a duck antenna.The TM-281 seems to be a popular choice.
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Now don't laugh, here's my temporary 2 meter antenna setup.
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Yes, amazingly well. I live in eastern PA and I was talking with a guy on a tugboat on the Hudson river clear as a bell. I know he was legit because his sister goes to church with my wife and told us at the coffee shop the next day about her brother talking to some guy in PA the night before. She was shocked to learn it was me. I've had this Kenwood 6 years now and I love it. Great 2 meter unit.Not laughing. I'll bet it performs better than a duck antenna.