Simon, you couldn't be a simpleton if you tried.
You're going to teach
me about writing? LOL. I used to write for a living. My editors never complained, and neither did my readers. Your assertions are wrong on so many levels that it's hard for me to even know where to begin. First of all, in modern writing, paragraph length has become a relatively subjective thing. A writer might use a single sentence as a paragraph. That same writer might, on another occasion, write a paragraph that contains 30 sentences. Neither one is
necessarily "right" or "wrong." Writers and scholars have agreed that the determining factor in paragraph length should be the writer's own opinion as to where the paragraph is taking him or her. A writer might need a
lot of supporting sentences (yes, in
ONE paragraph) to expound on the point he or she is trying to make in that paragraph. Adding breaks in the form of paragraphs can help the reader follow along; I'll concede that (and it especially helps with the ADD kids). But to take individual sentences that
should be grouped together in a paragraph and turn each of them into their own paragraphs (as you have done) is actually the greatest example of poor paragraph structure in this thread. Your "bad version" example is actually structured properly in comparison to your "good version" example. There's no reason why the sentences you wrote should be broken up like that; they
should come together to form a paragraph. So, for you to suggest that the writing in my original post was somehow deficient because it happened to all be in one paragraph, frankly, is laughable. My paragraph contained 24 sentences and spanned 19 lines (on my monitor). It contained a clear topic sentence, plenty of adequate development within the body of the paragraph, fine transitions, and a closing sentence that tied everything together nicely. While almost any piece of writing can be picked apart by someone for something, for all intents and purposes, my paragraph was textbook.
Well, that makes four posts now in this thread for you. Not a single one of them has contributed to the topic at hand (or even mentioned it). No, you've said nothing about the 522, Dish Network, Dish updates, or specifically the L203 update. All four of your posts have been directed squarely at me and my writing style (which is ironic; more on that in a moment). What's really going on here? Are you really
that worked up about the way I choose to structure my paragraphs? Or is there something else driving this? I've had limited interaction with you on this message board, but if I was a betting man I would wager that you're harboring some ill feelings toward me for something. Why not speak your mind and quit playing games? I'm in your sights for a reason, and I find it hard to believe it has anything to do with paragraphs.
Now, regarding writing abilities. I would never have brought it up on my own, but since you're relentless in your attacks and insults, you're forcing my hand. If we're going to start discussing paragraphs and writing abilities, you would be wise to sit this one out and let your girlfriend do the talking. To put it plainly, when I read your posts I feel sorry for you. You clearly have no concept of capitalization, punctuation, grammar, diction, spelling, or logic. My posts (and occasionally, paragraphs) run long; I'll admit it. But at least I can follow the most basic rules of writing. Some might not like what I write or how I write it, but I don't think there's anyone here that can say I don't have respect for the English language. Sadly, every time I read one of your posts I'm reminded of just how lazy and sloppy some people can be, and of how much
disrespect some people show for our fine language.