Why do a lot of digital cable losers get more channels than us loyal DirecTV fanboys? Let me tell you, my friends, it sucks and it's not right. When I was a kid - like 9 years ago - having a satellite used to mean something. It was a status symbol. We all delighted in going to our b**** of a grandparent's house to watch her C-band, and we knew that we were gonna have access to every channel that we could ever want - plus the Family Channel. Now, I just see cable kicking our ass on the content front. It's depressing!
Seriously, is MTV Hits to much to ask for? And if I don't get all of the extra HBO channels (Zone, Comedy, etc.) instead of just the East and West of the basic ones, I am gonna freak! Of course, I would probably still freak if I got it, too - but that would be a good freak. A pleasant freak, if you will. Like that one fateful morning in 2002, when I turned on my TV to discover that The WB and UPN were now included with my local channels. Ahhhhh. They were playing Jenny Jones and Maury.
Memories!
I'll tell you want you want, whatcha really really want. Wanna huh! Wanna huh! Wanna.....
Sorry.
I really really really wanna ziga zig-ahhh.
Seriously, is MTV Hits to much to ask for? And if I don't get all of the extra HBO channels (Zone, Comedy, etc.) instead of just the East and West of the basic ones, I am gonna freak! Of course, I would probably still freak if I got it, too - but that would be a good freak. A pleasant freak, if you will. Like that one fateful morning in 2002, when I turned on my TV to discover that The WB and UPN were now included with my local channels. Ahhhhh. They were playing Jenny Jones and Maury.
Memories!
I'll tell you want you want, whatcha really really want. Wanna huh! Wanna huh! Wanna.....
Sorry.
I really really really wanna ziga zig-ahhh.