OK, so everyone's been arguing over encoding schemes, bandwidth, transponders, ect. on the new VOOM announcement. But again, no one's talking about what's going to be ON these channels. Time for some analysis...
The original uplink indicated that 6 of the "original" VOOM movie channels would be removed. (By "original", I mean pre DISH- technically the first VOOM channels were different still.) 2 of them were coming back, along with the three remaining non-movie channels. Those six movie channels were to be replaced by six new channels of unknown formats.
The interesting thing in this shakeout? Of the six channels dropped, five of them were the "new" channels. Two more of the "original" channels were dropped, but one- "Family Room" (one of the more missed ones, based on some comments I've read) is coming back. It seems to me there was more to this than just bandwidth issues. Someone decided that the new formats just weren't going to work. And perhaps the complaints about repetition were taken as seriously as the complaints about picture quality.
The bad news for movie lovers is that while the original VOOM-21 was more than 50% movie channels, VOOM-15 will be only 33% movie channels, barely more than the 30% we have with VOOM-10. The good news is that those channels will clearly have MUCH more variety.
The fact that "Gameplay HD" is the only new format to remain says to me that it was the only channel that was truly a "new" format. I'm betting that those that said it would be an HD version of G4 are probably right. We have entered the age of HD gaming, and it makes perfect sense.
So now, instead of the 6 "orphaned" formats we had with the last uplink report, we have 12- seven of the "original" formats, and 5 we never got to see.
So what will happen to the programming?
"Lab"- Will probably remain in the "Rave" overnights. Perhaps use some of it for filler in-between programs? I don't think anyone will miss it.
"World Cinema" & "Film Fest"-It would have been nice to see these combined into one "Sundance HD" like channel- presumably most will go to "The Majestic"
"Gunslingers" & "Vice"- Mostly to "Guy TV", a few could go to "The Majestic"
"HaHa"- Comedies can be spread amongst all the remaining channels...there are "family comedies", "guy comedies", "classic comedies", "horror comedies", even "martial art comedies". As much as I love comedies, this format isn't necessary.
"Divine"- A tough one, but from what I've heard, this was mostly campy movies and musicals- not genuine "gay" themed programming. Again, "The Majestic" will have to soak most of this up.
"Coda"- Most of us assumed this would be musicals- "The Majestic" and "FamilyRoom" can share.
"Cosmic"- "Monsters" could take some of the sci-fi programming, "GuyTV", and "FamilyRoom" will get most of the rest, and a few for "The Majestic"
"Renew"- Nothing is known about this...a few of us thought it would be "chick flicks". "The Majestic" again.
"Torque"- probably the most argued about format. Some said action movies, some said sports-maybe racing. Either way, it can be absorbed by "GuyTV" or "Rush"
"Sizzle"- Uhhh, maybe "The Majestic" will change their name to "The Pussycat" after midnight? Seriously, I always assumed it was going to be romance movies (although that clashes with the "Renew" chick flick assumption.) We may never know what they had in mind.
Looking at this, I wonder if "The Majestic" will see a name change as well. The other 4 movies channels will be two broad niches ("GuyTV" and "FamilyRoom") and two narrow niches ("Monsters" and "Kung Fu"). That means the fifth channel will have to be the general purpose channel. The name "The Majestic" conjures up a few different impressions, but none of them fit, say, a Julia Roberts comedy- which would have no other home on VOOM-15. I really think they need a generic "VOOM Movies" channel. Even if they go back to 21 channels down the line, they could always benefit from a high variety, unrepetetive flagship movie channel. They could show the best of the niche channels, and anything that doesn't seem to fit the niches.
In fact, I see "VOOM-18" as an optimal number. If they had a general purpose movie channel, the only other niche channels they would really need would be a foreign/independant movie channel, a "GalTV" counterpart to "GuyTV", and "The Majestic" that just showed classics and epics.
The original uplink indicated that 6 of the "original" VOOM movie channels would be removed. (By "original", I mean pre DISH- technically the first VOOM channels were different still.) 2 of them were coming back, along with the three remaining non-movie channels. Those six movie channels were to be replaced by six new channels of unknown formats.
The interesting thing in this shakeout? Of the six channels dropped, five of them were the "new" channels. Two more of the "original" channels were dropped, but one- "Family Room" (one of the more missed ones, based on some comments I've read) is coming back. It seems to me there was more to this than just bandwidth issues. Someone decided that the new formats just weren't going to work. And perhaps the complaints about repetition were taken as seriously as the complaints about picture quality.
The bad news for movie lovers is that while the original VOOM-21 was more than 50% movie channels, VOOM-15 will be only 33% movie channels, barely more than the 30% we have with VOOM-10. The good news is that those channels will clearly have MUCH more variety.
The fact that "Gameplay HD" is the only new format to remain says to me that it was the only channel that was truly a "new" format. I'm betting that those that said it would be an HD version of G4 are probably right. We have entered the age of HD gaming, and it makes perfect sense.
So now, instead of the 6 "orphaned" formats we had with the last uplink report, we have 12- seven of the "original" formats, and 5 we never got to see.
So what will happen to the programming?
"Lab"- Will probably remain in the "Rave" overnights. Perhaps use some of it for filler in-between programs? I don't think anyone will miss it.
"World Cinema" & "Film Fest"-It would have been nice to see these combined into one "Sundance HD" like channel- presumably most will go to "The Majestic"
"Gunslingers" & "Vice"- Mostly to "Guy TV", a few could go to "The Majestic"
"HaHa"- Comedies can be spread amongst all the remaining channels...there are "family comedies", "guy comedies", "classic comedies", "horror comedies", even "martial art comedies". As much as I love comedies, this format isn't necessary.
"Divine"- A tough one, but from what I've heard, this was mostly campy movies and musicals- not genuine "gay" themed programming. Again, "The Majestic" will have to soak most of this up.
"Coda"- Most of us assumed this would be musicals- "The Majestic" and "FamilyRoom" can share.
"Cosmic"- "Monsters" could take some of the sci-fi programming, "GuyTV", and "FamilyRoom" will get most of the rest, and a few for "The Majestic"
"Renew"- Nothing is known about this...a few of us thought it would be "chick flicks". "The Majestic" again.
"Torque"- probably the most argued about format. Some said action movies, some said sports-maybe racing. Either way, it can be absorbed by "GuyTV" or "Rush"
"Sizzle"- Uhhh, maybe "The Majestic" will change their name to "The Pussycat" after midnight? Seriously, I always assumed it was going to be romance movies (although that clashes with the "Renew" chick flick assumption.) We may never know what they had in mind.
Looking at this, I wonder if "The Majestic" will see a name change as well. The other 4 movies channels will be two broad niches ("GuyTV" and "FamilyRoom") and two narrow niches ("Monsters" and "Kung Fu"). That means the fifth channel will have to be the general purpose channel. The name "The Majestic" conjures up a few different impressions, but none of them fit, say, a Julia Roberts comedy- which would have no other home on VOOM-15. I really think they need a generic "VOOM Movies" channel. Even if they go back to 21 channels down the line, they could always benefit from a high variety, unrepetetive flagship movie channel. They could show the best of the niche channels, and anything that doesn't seem to fit the niches.
In fact, I see "VOOM-18" as an optimal number. If they had a general purpose movie channel, the only other niche channels they would really need would be a foreign/independant movie channel, a "GalTV" counterpart to "GuyTV", and "The Majestic" that just showed classics and epics.
Last edited: