Father Kelly: Morning Missus O'Malley, how's yer husband?
Widow: Oh Father, he passed away (sniffles, tears)
Father Kelly: He was a good man. Did he have any final words?
Widow: Yes, he said "put down that gun!"
Widow: Oh Father, he passed away (sniffles, tears)
Father Kelly: He was a good man. Did he have any final words?
Widow: Yes, he said "put down that gun!"