On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for
the farmer had gone to town on his tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Meanwhile, back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to grab hold of the rope the chicken
tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer
was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
Sure enough, a few weeks later, the chicken fell into a deep mud puddle. He, too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his"thing" and he would pull him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse picked him up and pulled him out, thus
saving the chicken's life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there is a moral!)
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."
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One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for
the farmer had gone to town on his tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Meanwhile, back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to grab hold of the rope the chicken
tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer
was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
Sure enough, a few weeks later, the chicken fell into a deep mud puddle. He, too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his"thing" and he would pull him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse picked him up and pulled him out, thus
saving the chicken's life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there is a moral!)
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."
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