Received my monthly call from Cablevision, offering an "incredible" deal to switch from Dish to them for TV.
Cablevision: "Is there any reason why you are with Dish instead of Cablevision for your TV?"
Me: "Well, actually there are two."
Cablevision: "What would they be?"
Me: "Their technology is light years ahead of yours, I can watch my TV anywhere via their sling adapter, and their whole home DVR is incredible."
Cablevision: "We offer some remote apps, if we had whole DVR would you switch?"
Me: "Well there is the other reason as well."
Cablevision: "What would that be?"
Me: "During the Hurricane none of my neighbors or friends with cable had TV, some for over a week. Yet I was able to watch the news and record all of my shows even while on generator power."
Cablevision: "Oh....uhh...ummm...well if we get whole home DVR I will call you back."
Cablevision: "Is there any reason why you are with Dish instead of Cablevision for your TV?"
Me: "Well, actually there are two."
Cablevision: "What would they be?"
Me: "Their technology is light years ahead of yours, I can watch my TV anywhere via their sling adapter, and their whole home DVR is incredible."
Cablevision: "We offer some remote apps, if we had whole DVR would you switch?"
Me: "Well there is the other reason as well."
Cablevision: "What would that be?"
Me: "During the Hurricane none of my neighbors or friends with cable had TV, some for over a week. Yet I was able to watch the news and record all of my shows even while on generator power."
Cablevision: "Oh....uhh...ummm...well if we get whole home DVR I will call you back."