20 minutes of coverage of CES, including pretty girls in an oinking contest next to the pig
10 minutes of bragging about market 100 last month plus announcements of the five other markets to be added this month (forgetting the other six that they promised in December) --- possibly a mention of the next 14 markets of the 20 that were posted at the CES booth
5 minutes of Viacom bashing trying to explain their position without making it obvious that the content Viacom is trying to ram down our throats is the same content that E* customers have been asking for for a long time. Charts with no scale optional.
5 more minutes of Time Warner/Turner commentary.
20 minutes left in the show and far away from the pig at the beginning --- we are restructuring our programming! AT60 replaces AT50 AT THE SAME PRICE! AT120 replaces AT100 (at only a dollar more), AT180 replaces AT150 (at only two dollars more) -- blame all price increases on program providers.
5 minutes of HDTV promotion saying how well it has been received ... trying to get to all orders as quickly as possible ... very popular deal -- not too promotional as they really don't want calls from existing subscribers!
10 minutes left for phone calls. They take two, eliminating by Caller ID anyone who attempted to call in within the first 45 minutes. Got to block those internet users! Several questions on notecards.
End of program.