Question for Bikini Destinations Virgins

DarrellP

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Now that you've had your virgin eyes popped watching Bikini Destinations for the first time, what is your impression? :D (It's one of my alltime fav's) ;)

Here's a tip if you are "archiving" any HDNET shows: Art Mann Presents often has some skin shots that are bleeped in the first show but not in the later one. :D
 
I'm kinda on the fence about Bikini Destinations so far. I've only managed to see two episodes. The first was a "Best of" Bikini Destinations and was one of the best tv shows I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Hot as hell bikini babes in beautiful locations with top-notch production values. Pure genius.
Then I saw Bikini Destinations listed at 5am this week, which is a much easier time for me to catch it than 10pm is. But this is something called Bikini Destinations Wild Side. It was hosted by this Art Mann retard, who appears to be incapable of opening his eyes fully or removing the sh*t-eating grin from his face. Also has a real gift for annoying the hell out of me. His entire job appears to be to stick a microphone in someone's face and coax them into a drunken holler -- something along the lines of "whoooooo!". This should somehow entertain me? I've seen better production on Girls Gone Wild videos. And the Wild Side/Art Mann moronathon episode seemed oddly free of bikinis. Go figure.

So I guess I'll have to try to catch a few more episodes before I decide what I think of this show. If it's more like the first episode I saw -- gorgeous bikini-clad models being filmed in HD posing on beaches -- I'm gonna love it. If it trends more toward the Art Mann's Idiot Spring Break Show, I'm gonna hafta pass.
 
TheTimm...if you had Art's job, wouldnt you have a sh*t-eatin grin on your face??? :D :D
 
Bikini Destination and Art Man, you may have them both. To me both are a waste of time. The shows are nothing but senseless babes showing some skin without any reason behind the show. They are basically soft, very soft core porno 30 minutes. If I am going to watch porno, I want it hard core not the type of nonsense on these shows. Waste of time in IMHO. To others is their cup of tea. Not mine. ;)

P.S. I rather watch Extasy in SD than Bikini Destination/Art Man in HD!
 
I saw some Bikinis but no virgin was in sight and I am afraid, the real good looking ones ran away, after they saw this "MannOfArt" coming :D :D
 
I watched again last night...no Art Mann. So he's not an official host of the show? Without him it's pretty damned good -- but I still found I preferred it with the sound off listening to music instead (Kid Rock kickin classic sex rhymes on his first album).

Oh, and I like Hotlines better too I think. Hot chicks in bikinis go fishing. Nice. :yes

PS. While I usually agree with most of what Sean says I think equating pretty girls in bikinis with porn, even soft porn, is absurd.
 
TheTimm said:
PS. While I usually agree with most of what Sean says I think equating pretty girls in bikinis with porn, even soft porn, is absurd.

my comment was directed at what the producers of that show is trying to show you. The emphasis on the camera is always on the body of the model (trying to get your attention). I compare it to the Paris Hilton commercial trying to sell you a hamburger but its emphasis is on sexy moves and her body parts.
 

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