A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Can you please come over here and help
me......I have a killer jigsaw puzzle. I can't even figure out how to get it
started!"
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it a picture of?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend goes over to her place to help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything even remotely resembling a tiger."
Then he took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's make some coffee, and then ........" he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box."
me......I have a killer jigsaw puzzle. I can't even figure out how to get it
started!"
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it a picture of?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend goes over to her place to help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything even remotely resembling a tiger."
Then he took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's make some coffee, and then ........" he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes
back in the box."
