Now that we've gotten above freezing for 24 hours, I thought I'd share the following with the rest of the SatelliteGuys:
URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NORTHERN INDIANA
411 AM EST MON FEB 5 2007
…IT WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN…
…WIND CHILL ADVISORY EXTENDED UNTIL THE 12TH OF NEVER…
EXTREMELY COLD AIR WILL REMAIN IN PLACE ACROSS THE SOUTHERN GREAT LAKES REGION EARLY THIS WEEK, AND THROUGHOUT THE REMAINDER OF HUMAN HISTORY. BRISK WINDS WILL COMBINE WITH THE FRIGID TEMPERATURES TO PRODUCE POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING WIND CHILL VALUES. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WIND CHILL TEMPERATURES WILL RANGE FROM 25 BELOW TO 30 BELOW ZERO UNTIL ABOUT 10 AM THIS MORNING. AFTER THAT, IT WILL GET EVEN COLDER. TEMPERATURES WILL REACH ABSOLUTE ZERO BY WEDNESDAY. THIS IS COLD ENOUGH FOR EXPOSED FLESH TO FREEZE IN ABOUT 1 MILLISECOND. PLEASE DRESS ACCORDINGLY.
A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND BRISK WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. FROSTBITE, HYPOTHERMIA, AND INSTANT DEATH WILL OCCUR IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN WHILE OUTDOORS, AND PROBABLY EVEN IF THEY ARE. DRESS IN LAYERS, COVER ALL EXPOSED SKIN SURFACES, AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.
SOMEONE PLEASE PUNCH AL GORE.
(Disclaimer: the preceding may or may not be an actual National Weather Service bulletin.)
I ran across this at the Irish Trojan's Blog and almost woke my wife up ROTF, LOL.NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NORTHERN INDIANA
411 AM EST MON FEB 5 2007
…IT WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN…
…WIND CHILL ADVISORY EXTENDED UNTIL THE 12TH OF NEVER…
EXTREMELY COLD AIR WILL REMAIN IN PLACE ACROSS THE SOUTHERN GREAT LAKES REGION EARLY THIS WEEK, AND THROUGHOUT THE REMAINDER OF HUMAN HISTORY. BRISK WINDS WILL COMBINE WITH THE FRIGID TEMPERATURES TO PRODUCE POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING WIND CHILL VALUES. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WIND CHILL TEMPERATURES WILL RANGE FROM 25 BELOW TO 30 BELOW ZERO UNTIL ABOUT 10 AM THIS MORNING. AFTER THAT, IT WILL GET EVEN COLDER. TEMPERATURES WILL REACH ABSOLUTE ZERO BY WEDNESDAY. THIS IS COLD ENOUGH FOR EXPOSED FLESH TO FREEZE IN ABOUT 1 MILLISECOND. PLEASE DRESS ACCORDINGLY.
A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND BRISK WINDS WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. FROSTBITE, HYPOTHERMIA, AND INSTANT DEATH WILL OCCUR IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN WHILE OUTDOORS, AND PROBABLY EVEN IF THEY ARE. DRESS IN LAYERS, COVER ALL EXPOSED SKIN SURFACES, AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.
SOMEONE PLEASE PUNCH AL GORE.
(Disclaimer: the preceding may or may not be an actual National Weather Service bulletin.)
