Man accused of defecating in CVS

[NotMe546]

"Clean-up in aisle 3!" (Iowa City Press-Citizen)

 

[JimMcC]

Boy, this brings back bad memories. I worked at a supermarket during high school, and one day I get called to clean up in aisle 5. I get there and what do I see? Someone had taken a BIG dump in the middle of the aisle. NICE HUH !!

 

[Skyhi]

Boy, this brings back bad memories. I worked at a supermarket during high school, and one day I get called to clean up in aisle 5. I get there and what do I see? Someone had taken a BIG dump in the middle of the aisle. NICE HUH !!

Lol! I worked at a grocery store for many years...I can;t tell you how many times I walked into the bathroom and there was crap EVERYWHERE BUT the toilet (including next to the urinals).

 

[Bobby]

This thread is the real s**ts...

 

[JimMcC]

Lol! I worked at a grocery store for many years...I can;t tell you how many times I walked into the bathroom and there was crap EVERYWHERE BUT the toilet (including next to the urinals).

That's bad enough. But imagine someone dumping in the open, like a grocery store aisle.

 

[Skyhi]

That's bad enough. But imagine someone dumping in the open, like a grocery store aisle.

Yea....you got me beat!

 

[yourbeliefs]

That's bad enough. But imagine someone dumping in the open, like a grocery store aisle.

Either they're a quick pooper or that store is dead.. I can't imagine being able to get away with that..

 

[riffjim4069]

Boy, this brings back bad memories. I worked at a supermarket during high school, and one day I get called to clean up in aisle 5. I get there and what do I see? Someone had taken a BIG dump in the middle of the aisle. NICE HUH !!

Of course, you did use Bounty...the quicker pooper picker upper? Seriously, what kind of freak would dump a load in the middle of a supermarket isle? And what would you have done if caught the poopatrator in the act?

 

[NotMe546]

Of course, you did use Bounty...the quicker pooper picker upper? Seriously, what kind of freak would dump a load in the middle of a supermarket isle? And what would you have done if caught the poopatrator in the act?

I would want to take a fire hose to him or her. It would be fun to see the person rollin around.

 

[dmendenjr]

So Robert E Lee, huh? Is this a plot for South Iowa City to rise again?

 

[MikeD-C05]

I bet it was on the toilet paper isle, RIGHT?

 

[yorktown]

I just re-read the title - man accused of defacating in CVS.

They musy be waiting for the DNA results to come in before they have enough to charge him with the crime.