Limit Your Wife to 1 Drink

[DarrellP]

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the
attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you.
My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that?" the host asked.

Her reply: "Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks,
anyone can!" :shocked

 

[mick_murray]

My wife is a three drink Lady.

Drinks One, Spills One and gives One Away!