lawyers

[John Corn]

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late
40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I
want to see Natalie," the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the
madam. "No. I must see Natalie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the
man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation,
the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave
them to Natalie, and they went upstairs. After an hour,
the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding
to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever
come back two nights in a row...too expensive and there
were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again
the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and
they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following
night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
that he had come for the third consecutive night, but
he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their
session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever
used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
She asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina"

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina"

"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
inheritance." The moral of the story is that three things
in life are certain:


1. Death;


2. Taxes;


3. Being screwed by a lawyer.