Keep the Beat

[NotMe546]

I was in a Mexican restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my expulsions with the beat.


After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my lunch and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Guess I'll never eat there again.

 

[navychop]

Oh, that IS a good one! :up:up :haha

 

[Van]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Paul Wozniak]

That's my man!

 

[tigerprowler]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cwozniak]

:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha:haha

 

[Rey]

LMAO!!!!!:haha:haha

 

[Ramy]

:haha

 

[cosmo_kramer]

Was anyone else able to name the song you were listening to?? If so, you've got some real talent!!!

 

[yaz96]

..overheard after you left the restaurant.....

"That boy has some rhythm!"

 

[Paul Wozniak]

I'm passing gas as I type this.

 

[cosmo_kramer]

I'm passing gas as I type this.

Isn't that true with just about every thread you respond to??

 

[Paul Wozniak]

So? What's your point?

 

[Rey]

Isn't that true with just about every thread you respond to??

so you're saying his posts are gassy? or crappy?

 

[Ramy]

so you're saying his posts are gassy? or crappy?

They stink.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

What are you talking about? 11,040 posts, all of them full of sh*t!

 

[Ramy]

What are you talking about? 11,040 posts, all of them full of sh*t!

Yep. :up

 

[Paul Wozniak]

You're not far behind there, poopy pants.

 

[Ramy]

You're not far behind there, poopy pants.

All of my posts are full of informative information.

 

[Paul Wozniak]

Ugh, yeah, sure.