I just called the VOOM customer service number and got some guy who said VOOM was history but since he was in a call center tried to sell me on some kind of erectile disfunction pill prescription, I think it was like Viagra but it was something called Levitra or something like that. I asked about Voom and he said that since Voom was going out of business, a lot of subscribers would probably have difficulty achieving their normal manhood status so the company had switched their marketing strategy and are trying to convert previous customers to a new service called MOOV meaning for only about $50 a month you could get a supply of some kind of pills that would make certain parts of your anatomy MOOV as soon as you popped a couple of them. I didn't know what to think but I went ahead and accepted the offer, you get the first months supply for free if you sign up for a six month deal. They also give you a free one year subscription to some magazine called "Stiffy", never heard of it but if it is free I guess you can't lose. The installer is supposed to be here in 2 weeks to deliver my first months supply. Hope this is as good as it sounds, I may never need to watch TV again. Oh, he also said that if I could not achieve total satisfaction with the initial batch, they have some kind of attachment that can increase the range of my reception or something like that, it is some kind of wing thing that, shucks I forgot what he said but anyway it has a 50 mile radius if I go to some website and get the coordinates of something. Darn! I'll call him back and get the rest of the details and repost here later. Chow!!
