I Shot My Box

[ddlsmith]

I shot my goddamn V-star box;
I blew it all to hell.
I'm tired of all the drama,
Flushed the pieces down the well

This sad and long soap opera
Has kept me on the edge
Now I myself am perched
On my building near the ledge

I might jump, I might not
Who the hell would even care
If some insecure damn idiot
Would die for what was there

but soon is not to be...
Forever? who can say?
If Voom is gone for good
Or will reappear some day?

If it is truly dead
will it follow me to heaven?
Where I can watch it endlessly
And on 24-7?

If so, the Monster channel
Will be my view of choice
And also grand Equator, Rave
Will hear my happy voice.

Whatever happens, it is fate
And my time on earth was golden
Enhanced no less by a mortal man
Who is known as one Charles Dolan

So as I bid you all adieu
And take my mortal leap
Please keep me in your hearts and minds
And know that life is cheap

Enjoy your cable, Dish, Direct
Which ever route you venture
But I would rather sleep with God
Than watch a crappy picture

 

[TYORK]

That's pretty good.

 

[1080iBeVuMin]

My, we are getting creative!

That's better than pretty good!!

 

[Indy]

Now theres a true Voomer! Where do we send the flowers? The roof top or the stain on the sidewalk?

 

[Rhodemaster]

I'll send a donation to The Association of Consumers to Preserve and Promote DBS Competition in lieu of followers.