Greczkowski Rejects Financing Offer

[Peter Parker]

Satellite Guys Message Board , LLC today announced that it is prepared to finance the continued expansion of the Satellite Guys satellite service. Supported by the family interests of Chief geronimo Satekkite guys Message Board , LLC has advised Mr. Greczkowski that it continues to be interested in completing a transaction on the terms and conditions of the Letter of Intent into which the two parties entered several weeks ago. These include the purchase of assets and the assumption of liabilities related to the message board as well as the dancing girls in the Chit Chat Club.


Said Chief Geronimo , VOOM HD's CEO, "We are more than ever convinced of the viability of the Satellite guys service. We believe our offer to Scott is in the best interests of the board and its 18,000 subscribers across the nation. If we are able to complete negotiations with Scott, we are certain that the board will emerge as a robust new vendor providing a valuable alternative to the two services that now dominate the satellite message board industry."

Satellite Guys is the first message board to provide a comprehensive array of forums on high-definition (HD) programming for the rapidly growing but underserved HDTV audience. With an impreesive lineup of forums and subforums , Satellite Guys delivers more messages than any other message board except those that are bigger than we are . The imprtessive lineup s HD lineup includes forums devoted to general satellite topics, DISH Network, DirecTV and some other HD service, as well as an exclusive package of SAatelliteGuys Originals. . The service also includes more nonsensical posts about the demise ofa certain company than you can shake a stick (or a rqacoon or basset hound) at. Satellite Guys is offered across the continental United States through the internet Customers can read the forum by visiting http://www.satelliteguys.us .

 

[Sean Mota]

Lol

 

[TheTimm]

Now that's impressive. You spelled Grzec...er, Grechk...no um Gzyrk--oh, crap --- you spelled Scott's name right!

I think.

 

[1080iBeVuMin]

Now we're getting giddy.

Notice how everybody is taking this month's trauma a lot better than last month's.

 

[Vicki]

(snip) These include the purchase of assets and the assumption of liabilities related to the message board as well as the dancing girls in the Chit Chat Club.

And the dancing girls have a voting interest!!

(snip) The service also includes more nonsensical posts about the demise ofa certain company than you can shake a stick (or a rqacoon or basset hound) at. (snip)

Now, I've already told everyone...that's supposed to be a BEAGLE!!

Think it's waaaay past my cocktail hour! Just one more task left! Vicki