Funniest thing I have heard so far today.

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This isn't related to waste management, but I was told this was on the window of a bakery:

"As you pass through life brother, whatever be your goal;
keep your eye upon the donut, and not upon the hole".

Great advice in any case.
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Was just reading on Drudge about an Illinois woman who was arrested for assaulting a police officer with a
"rigid feminine pleasure device" [sex toy]. There were the predictable crude comments, but someone
commented: "Rigid feminine pleasure device? That's not a sex toy; that's a credit card!"
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Making the rounds in email around the north central states:

 

[Tron]

:haha :haha :haha That's the best one yet!