I received an email earlier and had to laugh. "BREAKING NEWS: Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Coach suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again." Poor Bears. I have nothing against them and this would fit many teams.