The saga drags to an end...
update:
Welp, I finally had some time to contact Dish about getting a replacement unit. They transferred me first to tech support. Asked me some basic questions like did I have the unit plugged in....hah.
Several times I said the unit was completely dead, so they gave up and asked for my dad's address for sending a new unit.
There will be a return address label for returning the failed unit and $15 shipping fee added to my account.
I said that sucks. Can you waive the fee for a loyal customer?
Agent said, I'm sorry but no. You can sign up for $8.99 Dish Protect. I said I wasn't interested in the other services (ID prot, virus prot, etc), so no thanks.
They said I would have to pay the fee. I said that sucks.
So, agent said they would give me a one time courtesy waiver of the fee.
I thanked them profusely and left great survey feedback. They said the replacement would arrive in about 4 days.
Tada!