After 50+ years of no Cable TV of any kind, I decided to buy a High Definition TV two years ago. Waited a full two years before I decided to spend money on -- of all things -- TELEVISION.
I tried to get VOOM -- installer said trees were in the way in every spot in my yard. Bummer!
Next, I ordered Dish Network. First installer was young and only with them 6 months. You could tell he was not much interested in working that day. Shuffled his feet the entire time. Hands in pockets. Little talk. NO LADDER on the truck. Rented van -- said Dish was out of ladders and vans. Had to wait for another van WITH a ladder. Hmmm. Interesting.
That installer was about the same. Shuffled along. Not responsive. They did try to install on my roof as I asked, but had no supports for the coaxial cable to nail into the outside walls. One had a drill, but no battery. Neither one had an extension cord. Neither one had a level to make sure the support pipe was straight. Dropped 15 nylon ties in the yard. Got the dish on the roof and swung it around left-to-right, back-and-forth rather rapidly. Announced I had "no signal". Refused to try other locations. Left me sad and frustrated after 3 hours.
A friend at work said "Call 'em again and ask for an experienced person." These two gentlemen were as eager to please as you could imagine. Worked every bit of four hours. Got satellite 119 in at 123 out of 125 bars. Could not get 110 at all -- I figured out they had the skew wrong, but it took them 3 hours to listen to me.
Moved the dish three times before they discovered their mistake. Both 110 and 119 are coming in at around 110 to 123. Had no level. Had no sledgehammer to drive the post (they were using a cinderblock as a hammer) -- borrowed my equipment. This took 3 hours of fiddling in 90% humidity. Went to register my receivers -- one was pre-registered to someone else. Had to wait another 45 minutes for them to run and get a replacement. Took 6 hours, total -- but, by God, they got it installed! I love 'em for that effort!
Went back to work, anyway, and worked until 7PM. Went to dinner. Washed the car for an upcoming trip. Got a 6-pack of beer and hurried home to finally sit down at 9:30PM to watch my first High Definition TV -- and I've never ever had so much as Cable all these years!
Walk in the front door.
Guess what?
The electric was completely out due to heavy rainstorms in the area!!!
Hee-hawwww!!!!
Joke's on me!
I gave up.
Went out to a local bar until 11:30PM.
Waddled home, and the electric was on.
But I was too drunk to figure out how to use the freakin' Remote Control!!
I tried to get VOOM -- installer said trees were in the way in every spot in my yard. Bummer!
Next, I ordered Dish Network. First installer was young and only with them 6 months. You could tell he was not much interested in working that day. Shuffled his feet the entire time. Hands in pockets. Little talk. NO LADDER on the truck. Rented van -- said Dish was out of ladders and vans. Had to wait for another van WITH a ladder. Hmmm. Interesting.
That installer was about the same. Shuffled along. Not responsive. They did try to install on my roof as I asked, but had no supports for the coaxial cable to nail into the outside walls. One had a drill, but no battery. Neither one had an extension cord. Neither one had a level to make sure the support pipe was straight. Dropped 15 nylon ties in the yard. Got the dish on the roof and swung it around left-to-right, back-and-forth rather rapidly. Announced I had "no signal". Refused to try other locations. Left me sad and frustrated after 3 hours.
A friend at work said "Call 'em again and ask for an experienced person." These two gentlemen were as eager to please as you could imagine. Worked every bit of four hours. Got satellite 119 in at 123 out of 125 bars. Could not get 110 at all -- I figured out they had the skew wrong, but it took them 3 hours to listen to me.
Moved the dish three times before they discovered their mistake. Both 110 and 119 are coming in at around 110 to 123. Had no level. Had no sledgehammer to drive the post (they were using a cinderblock as a hammer) -- borrowed my equipment. This took 3 hours of fiddling in 90% humidity. Went to register my receivers -- one was pre-registered to someone else. Had to wait another 45 minutes for them to run and get a replacement. Took 6 hours, total -- but, by God, they got it installed! I love 'em for that effort!
Went back to work, anyway, and worked until 7PM. Went to dinner. Washed the car for an upcoming trip. Got a 6-pack of beer and hurried home to finally sit down at 9:30PM to watch my first High Definition TV -- and I've never ever had so much as Cable all these years!
Walk in the front door.
Guess what?
The electric was completely out due to heavy rainstorms in the area!!!
Hee-hawwww!!!!
Joke's on me!
I gave up.
Went out to a local bar until 11:30PM.
Waddled home, and the electric was on.
But I was too drunk to figure out how to use the freakin' Remote Control!!