Saw this posted in the comments section of an article on Yahoo TV a while back.
Pretty much sums everything up.
How to write a Criminal Minds episode:
- First show a woman get abducted or someone get killed
- Title Music
- A blonde (JJ or Garcia) presenting the case and then Hotch says "Wheels up in 30" ..Why always 30???
- Everyone dressed up like GQ models except Morgan in slacks or jeans
- They discuss it again in flight drawing comparisons to popular real life serial killers
- They reach the place and talk to local police officer who are all bumbling idiots
- Then another murder or abduction
Then comes the brilliant giving the profile where everyone talks one sentence and then the other one picks up as if they have already researched before
- Third victim now in danger of getting killed or raped
- Using witness and Garcia's computer skills,they find the criminal
- They rush there and for some reason,its always Morgan who goes first
- He tackles the suspect and the case is over....
- A shot of them flying in plane with an inspirational quote in the end